Chuck Norris...Toughest Guy in The World

By Craig Ellison

Inspired by Zack Battles

Directions: Read and answer the following questions about Chuck Norris. Type the questions and answers in Microsoft Word. When you are done, do the “Wrapping it Up” section below the questions. (Put your mouse on the links for hidden Chuck Facts.)

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1. Where was Chuck born? Give me the town and state.

2. What were Chuck’s parents ethnic backgrounds?

3. Chuck said and I quote, “ he wanted to beat up his tormentors.” Why did Chuck get picked on by other kids.

4. What did Chuck do after he married his high school girlfriend?

5. Names the 3 forms of Karate that Chuck holds a Black belt in today?

6. What was the name of Chuck’s first movie?

7. What movie did Chuck star in with Bruce Lee. By the way, he gave Bruce a serious beat down in the movie.

8. When did the greatest action show in TV history, also known as “Walker Texas Ranger” , premiere?

9. Chuck supports teaching what kind of elective course in public schools?

10. Chuck is known as a cult icon. What does this mean?

11. Chuck Norris Fact: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. What does this mean?

12. Chuck Norris is movie mega star. List 5 movies that Chuck made and give me the year it was released.

13. The first Chuck Norris movie I ever watched was “Silent Rage” (1982). Read about this movie and tell me a 20 word summary about it.

Wrap it Up:

Write two paragraphs describing the facts that you learned about Chuck Norris. Also give me a couple of sentences describing how you can be more like Chuck.

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Write a poem about Chuck Norris. Try to include some facts you’ve learned about Chuck Norris. Click here to learn about different styles of poems and how to write them. You can choose what ever style you prefer.

Narrative Poem:

Chuck Norris is a bad dude

He kicks and punches all in his way

Chuck’s roundhouse kick will leave you black and blue

If you ran into him, you would be guaranteed a terrible day.

There once was a tough guy named Chuck

If he swung at you, I would suggest you duck

Chuck can’t stand losers that do nothing but nagging

Norris is the toughest guy in the world, but you’ll never hear him bragging

Even an Army tank couldn’t destroy Walker Texas Ranger unless it had lots and lots of luck.

Acrostic poem

Clever and Cunning

Hero to All

Undeniably the Baddest Man Alive

Chest Hair like Steel Wool

Kicks are Deadly

Nothing Frightens Chuck

Often and swiftly kills those with inferior chest hair

Rage

Ridiculously Fast

Instant Death to those that Oppose

Shows No Mercy