Form an Opinion
By: Mr. Ellison

Step 1: Open MS Word
Step 2: Save document with
the title “Last name gates”. Use your last name. Example: smith
gates
Step 3: Read and type all
eleven rules exactly as shown below.
Step 4: After you finish
typing the rules, pick one rule that you disagree with and one that you agree
with. You will need to type both rules and a 2 sentence explanation about why
you agree or disagree with that rule. Put both of your answers at the bottom of
the page
Step 5: Use this flowchart to check if you have
completed the lesson properly.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it
Rule 2: The world won't care about your
self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good
about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right
out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until
you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait
till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers are not beneath your
dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they
called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents'
fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents
weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills,
cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So
before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation,
try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with
winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished
failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the
right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real
life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You
don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find
yourself. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real
life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll
end up working for one.
Put the rule you agree
with here.
Put the rule you disagree
with here.